You The One
Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked upCan also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone saysAre you on one
you had one job
Response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. This is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals, inanimate objects, and anything else that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.
Example:
To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "You had one job, park bench!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"
To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "You had one job, park bench!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"
you fuck one goat
This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.
Example:
An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
you had one job
You Had One Job
you strangle one hooker
in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.
Example:
"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"
"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"
"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
bang you out one punch
you are the one
you are the one that is the ball licker. You truly do lick the balls. Whenever there is balls to lick your the one thay call.
Example:
shouted at passerbys in a car:you are the one that is the ball licker. You truly do lick the balls. Whenever there is balls to lick your the one thay call. also a new spinoff is referred to a girl on her period. used as follows: you are the one that has a bloody tampon. you truly do need to change your tampon.
shouted at passerbys in a car:you are the one that is the ball licker. You truly do lick the balls. Whenever there is balls to lick your the one thay call. also a new spinoff is referred to a girl on her period. used as follows: you are the one that has a bloody tampon. you truly do need to change your tampon.