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Comb-Over

An incredibly popular men's hairstyle that tells you everything you need to know about their personality, they're a douchebag*Not to be confused with old-men-type comb-overs.*

comb-over

by Ari Stern on Dec 21, 2003 06:20:07

n., a rearrangement of surrounding hair to cover a bald spot as completely as possible. Usually accomplished by flattening strands of hair in widely-spaced parallel stripes across the afflicted region. Rarely successful, often calls attention to the follically-challenged zone in question.

Example:
John painstakingly arranged the twenty-four remaining hairs (down two from yesterday!) flat across his the center of his balding pate. He separated the strands for maximum coverage, then secured and shined them with a dab of Vitalis conditioner.

comb-over

by Super Gerbil on Jul 12, 2004 00:23:54

n. A method of attempting to hide baldness by using the remaining hairs on one side of the head to comb over and cover the top of the head.
adj. An insult to one's intelligence

Example:
In anticipation for his blind date this evening, Bob creates a comb-over with his thinning hair in hopes that his companion will be oblivious to his male pattern baldness.

comb-over

by Maryann P. on Jul 15, 2006 10:57:39

n. the covering of a balding area of the head with whatever hair is left, usually resulting in a highly unflattering hairdo and/or drawing direct attention to the balding spot itself. The suspect in question is usually a man of middling age who believes he is guarding a sacred secret.

Example:
Even Donald Trump sports the comb-over, the ugliest of hairdos, taking hair from any part of the head and using it to flap over the offending bald spot.

comb-over

by suburbanite on Dec 21, 2003 02:15:37

1. combing your last locks of hair over your bald spot so that people can('t) tell that you are bald(ing)

2. a thorough looking-over (from the fine-tooth comb expression)

Example:
That guy should just shave his head bald and stop using that obvious comb-over.
Give it one last comb-over before you throw it out.

Comb Over

by Rick Swank on Aug 12, 2005 03:20:26

Any person who is trying to hide their balding scalp with long strands of hair combed in one direction.

Example:
I don't know why he doesn't just wear a wig his comb over looks like shit.

comb-over

by menfromearth on Dec 25, 2003 10:02:47

Hairstyle sported by men who refuse to grow bald gracefully. Any remaining hair at the side of the head (sometimes also ear hair) is grown long and combed over the top of the head (see also egg in a nest).
Comb-overs are ill advised in strong winds and any situation in which you would like to be taken seriously.

Example:
Look at that slaphead with the comb-over!

comb-over

by Liz on Dec 25, 2003 18:06:46

What middle-aged men that are going bald do to "camoflauge" their big gaping bald spot. Not very sucsessful

Example:
Why do people think comb-overs make them look less bald?

comb over

by Trauma Doc on Feb 19, 2006 09:26:24

Violating the "man" act - importing hair across a pate line

Example:
Is that a veal cutlet hanging on that dude's head or is that a horrid comb over?

comb-over

by urban linguist on Dec 24, 2003 03:56:10

a hairstyle for men with male pattern baldness where a "cul-de-sac" of hair is grown and one side is grown disproportionately long and then combed over as if to "hide" the bald spot.

Example:
i hope it doesn't get too windy cause that dude has a mean comb-over.

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