Your old

This means that your over 60



The best compliment your old man can get
To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung
Example:
That's bigger than life!!


your local old man
Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc
Example:
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird


Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity
an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide
Example:
Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*


Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19
Example:
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex


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When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*
Example:
Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”


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