seem

A word for sexual bodily fluids, used when using the word 'semen' would be inappropriate, or if you're just lazy."I would, but I hate how much seem there is afterwards. It's disgusting.""I would have sex, but there's



It Seems Today
That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!
Example:
"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".


seems legit
a sarcastic response to obvious fraudulent activity or false claims
Example:
Bernie Madoff: "Let me help your investments grow!"
SEEMS LEGIT

Government: "9/11 was not an inside job!"
SEEMS LEGIT

The Fed: "The forefathers of America were terrorists!"
SEEMS LEGIT


seems legit
1) What one would say in a situation that arouses suspicions, but is ultimately determined to pose no threat.

2) What one would say ironically in a situation that is obviously NOT legit, usually dealing with illicit activities such as drugs and pedophilia, or the purchase of knockoff merchandise.
Example:
1) This muscle cream isn't a brand I've ever heard of, but there's no ingredients label on it so it can't be steroids. Seems legit.

2a) This 15-year old Christina Hansen wants me to come visit her for a surprise... seems legit!
2b) This guy is asking for 15 bucks for this thousand dollar Gucci bag... seems legit!


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