Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.



Johnny Carson
When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.
Example:
Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women


johnny carson spot
the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.)
Example:
MAN#1 "Where'd you park?"
MAN#2 "Dude, I got the Johnny Carson Spot, right out front."


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