Zoloft

Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.



Zoloft
An SSRI , Antidepressant used to treat depression and or anxiety. Takes awhile to start kicking in if you have a panic disorder don't expect not to have a panic attack right away but if you wait about 2 or 3 weeks they will go away . you will still experiance some anxiety but after about 4-6 weeks when the levels are consistent in your brain you will feel very well. Although SSRIs are known to dull you out making u feel little of any emotion. IF you start feeling dull talk to your doctor about evening out your dose so you still get rid of the anxiety components but some of the dullness goes away. The dullness is caused because it gets rid of anxiety and chills you out.
Example:
I've been on zoloft for about 4 months and am feeling great. Although I have wierd elated happiness to depression mood swings but i think that is a result of being a teenager. I recommend this medication to people with anxiety. And if you smoke , drink, or anything else quit that and get a good night sleep once in awhile. But zoloft is what i think saved my life. Because i was hopeless at one point that i would never get out of my deep state of worrying.


Zoloft
A drug I take to keep me from going into a violent rage of verbal and physical abuse. Works pretty well because I haven't gotten into anything major recently. But know if I forget to take this shit you better watch out because if you push me a little you are going to going to wish to god you didn't.
Example:
I forgot to take my zoloft today and I yelled at the teacher and got into a fight with three other kids.

I took my zoloft and I feel fine.

I didn't take my zoloft today and someone made fun of me and punched them in the face.


Zoloft
A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the unfortunate side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY and contact your doctor:

An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.

These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
Example:
Ever since I started taking Zoloft I have found human brains to be positively delicious!


Zoloft
Probably the most dangerous antidepressant out there. It's like the Xanax of antidepressants. You literally feel nothing on this drug and are easily irritable and irritated. Sometimes you want to become a psychopath on it, and have thoughts to hurt people or yourself. Some gangsters in the hood and corrupt cops take it with Xanax, whenever there is a gang/turf war and such, so they push it to the limit and don't feel any fear.

It is basically Psychiatric fraud and poison; soma for the masses. See: Brave New World But, big pharma don't want the common man mindless herd to know this. lol
Example:
Eric Harris of Columbine High School was a nice kid before he was prescribed Zoloft after becoming freshman at age 15, by his parents to ward off depression. Then Harris became a mental case with his bullying and went on a rampage with his friend, Dylan Klebold.


zoloft
one drug in the ssri (selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor) family of antidepressents. others include paxil, effexor, prozac, luvox, etc.

ssri's have *supposedly* been linked to suicides in teens. but i'm still alive and not feeling remotely depressed. though i think that therapy is working better than zoloft.

any side effects are usually gastrointestinal (i.e., throwing up, hershey squirts, etc.). but that is rare.

the emblem of zoloft is a little emotional hard-boiled egg that hops around chasing butterflies when he's happy. my friends insist he's just a ball, but i ask you, have you ever seen an oval ball?
Example:
the lil zoloft egg was depressed before he took zoloft, but now he likes chasing butterflies.


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