Zombies

A "safe" and offbeat excuse for guys to horde guns, ammunition, tactical gear and other survival supplies without being tagged as being a member of a militia or other extremist group (although your wife and neighbors may think you are a little crazy).



Zombies
Noun: (Zohm-bees)
Commonly confused as brain suckers. These originated from the religion of Voodoo. They are the dead brought back to life only in the body, while the soul is in torment. The only reason they walk the earth is to bite the living, who, once bitten also become a zombie. They are usually formed from a curse on a living person, who once dead will become one.
Example:
Zombies? This is one hell of a bad trip...
Zombie: Can I eat your spleen
Living guy: No, fuck off
Zombie: Oh... sorry.


Zombies
Something that people argue about the speed of the infected one. Zombies that run fast, like in Left 4 Dead, Counter Strike: Zombie Mod (whatever), and Resident Evil, are usually something that have an extent of the infection. Slow zombies are usually the dead corpse reanimated, due to radiation or summonings in movies.
Example:
Fast Zombie:

Bill: TANK!!!

Louis: Wher- *hit by tank*

Zoey: LOUIS!!!

Slow Zombies:

Civillian: They're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- *is bitten*


Zombies
Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.
Example:
Jay "shoot for the heads"
Brian "whats the point zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh"


Zombies
Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.
Example:
Jay "shoot for there heads"
Brian "ahh whats the point...zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh!"


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