shit on the coats
When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are
down to rage. You all grab the
coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there
shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.
Someone Shit on the Coats!
by Lizziepoo on Mar 20, 2008 09:05:03
A PERSONAL way to be remembered.
At a party, someone sooner or later will say "Someone
Shit on the Coats"
No one but YOU will know what went on. Once you say, ... "what?" BOOM! you're like
a PHANTOM! you've dissapeared!
-Greatest bit from
Dane Cook
shit-coating
by Enforcer Black on Apr 07, 2010 13:26:41
1.)...a state of
falsehood with any possible outcome/situation, to the point to where it seems that someone is lying all of the time and
spewing nothing but fountains and
rivers of bullshit.
2.) someone who just absolutely HAS to lie about any and everything.
Example:
chick: "i missed you babe, it felt like you were
gone forever"
dude: "...wow!!! and now you're shit-coating it!?"
chick: "what are you talking about?"
dude: " my friend saw you makin' out with 3 different guys in the same week...and he even took
pics....fuck you!!!
it's over!!!"
shit coat
by PrinceGumby on Mar 02, 2011 00:09:17
Caused by
splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.
Causes a
coating of the
underside of the balls with shit.
Example:
Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't
give him head anymore and he's cranky.
Bill:
Well I heard he has a shit coat and she
gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.
shit coat
by Koprky on Feb 21, 2011 09:03:13
Example:
Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know.
I got this nasty shit coat and she
gags when she goes down on me.