shit on the coats

When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are down to rage. You all grab the coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.



shit on your coats
A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.
Example:
Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.


Someone Shit on the Coats!
A PERSONAL way to be remembered.
At a party, someone sooner or later will say "Someone Shit on the Coats"
No one but YOU will know what went on. Once you say, ... "what?" BOOM! you're like a PHANTOM! you've dissapeared!

-Greatest bit from Dane Cook
Example:
"Someone Shit on the Coats!"
or
"I THINK someone shit on the coats"


shit-coating
1.)...a state of falsehood with any possible outcome/situation, to the point to where it seems that someone is lying all of the time and spewing nothing but fountains and rivers of bullshit.

2.) someone who just absolutely HAS to lie about any and everything.
Example:
chick: "i missed you babe, it felt like you were gone forever"

dude: "...wow!!! and now you're shit-coating it!?"

chick: "what are you talking about?"

dude: " my friend saw you makin' out with 3 different guys in the same week...and he even took pics....fuck you!!! it's over!!!"


shit coat
Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.
Example:
Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.


shit coat
It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.
Example:
Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.


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