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a Dyson

Dyson is a sweet and caring guy. He always looks to help others and is well respected by everyone. You can always find a person named dyson through the clouds and past the rainbow because of his shining personality. He'll be located in the pot of gold where everything else is sparkling just like him.

Dysoning

by TheChelmoDysonator on Sep 23, 2014 05:31:20

The act of providing oral copulation services greater or equal to those provided by a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Example:
Wow, look at her go - she's Dysoning him like a champ!

Dysonism

by Dysonism on Aug 27, 2006 01:08:33

To own everyone in a mad suicide rush.

Example:
'CHARGE! For Dysonism!!'

Dyson

by Dysdysbaby on Apr 17, 2007 19:02:58

Well documented to be the most faithful and fertile family in all of the U.K. where 80% of those who bear the surname are related to each other.

Example:
FAMOUS BRITISH DYSONS
George Dyson, English composer
Frank Watson Dyson, Astronomer Royal
James Dyson, inventor of the Dual Cyclone vacuum cleaner
Hugo Dyson, Inkling
George Dyson, science historian

Dyson

by RVALDEN on May 12, 2010 04:17:22

To Dyson is the name given to the act of sucking up ones recently ejaculated semen through the eye of the penis. Most commonly caused by the victim being interrupted during masturbation during climax. This shock leads to the testicles expanding slightly internally, thus creating a vacuum inside the testes which therefore sucks the semen back into the testes. If done on a regular basis this can cause severe aching of the testes and may cause one or both of them to pop violently and randomly, normally when sexually aroused.

Example:
"Hey son how was your day?"
"Shit dad go away, knock next time! You made me Dyson!!"
"Oh sorry son, my bad"

Dyson

by Vex on May 11, 2005 21:26:47

-A brand of vacuum cleaner
-Somebody who sucks/a loser (from "You suck like a Dyson, bitch!")

Example:
Man, you're such a Dyson...

Dyson

by Lyle Brayden on Apr 10, 2005 12:28:16

The greatest invention in the world that allows you to clean up in the after partys at 2 o'clock the next morning when u wake up after getting wasted and ur parents are on the way home. (A vaccuum)

Example:
Shit that Dyson saved my ass nigga

Dyson

by nezzy_22 on Nov 14, 2008 13:09:06

A person who likes to go Bagless, i.e never uses condoms, esp in casual relationships

Example:
Butts is a real Dyson, he never Bags Up

Dyson

by Mrs. Robot on Aug 19, 2022 05:45:04

Dyson a kind,funny and sweet guy. Don't get me wrong he has his moments but life is just a tad better with him in it.

Example:
Watch out for dyson

DYSONED

by chato7411 on May 18, 2010 07:27:40

giving yourself a hickey with a vacuum.

Example:
i was vacuuming my couch and the my boyfriend ran in and Dysoned my neck .

computer nerd Dysoned his own neck to make everyone believe he had a girlfriend.

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