a cannon

someone you don't want to think is hot, but do



The cannons
The art of farting whilst having diarreha on the toilet. The result is a shit coated toilet and a brown ass. The thudding sound it makes sounds like a cannon
Example:
Person 1: Man I had the worst shit ever today after that kebab

Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place

Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that


The Cannon
A powerful and unstoppable foosball move that both amazes and astounds the competition.
Example:
"Yo Mags, if you keep using the cannon, I'm quitting and going back to the kegger."

Guy #1: "Man, your cannon is unstoppable."
Guy #2: "That's what she said."

"I will beat you with the cannon and you will bow down to me as the greatest foosball player ever!"


cannon
meaning that it is 'of the story' or something that could/did ACTUALLY happen in a story, used by fans and fanfictioners
Example:
Izzi: Gosh, Marrie, you really like the Harry and Ginny pairing for Harry Potter...
Marrie: Yeah, but it's totally cannon.
Izzi: I know, I read the seventh book

Jen: OMG! McGee and Abby are such a cute couple.
Dan: And it's cannon, have you seen the latest NCIS episode?
Jen: I know, Abby totally kissed McGee's head!!


Cannon
A Person that is a very funny person, a rare name given by some, and those who possess it, will be remembered by all. A all in all nice guy, powns at games, and a great lover to all women.
Example:
Jeffrey: dang i wish my name was cannon, mine is soo plain and original.

Sally: Yeaa, i wish your name was cannon as well.


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