Double Ass

When you are trying to save someone a seat, but some jerk decides they have to have that same exact seat, so you use your huge ass to take up both your seat and the seat you're trying to save.



double-assed
1. Exerted 400% more effort than a half-assed attempt. (Or 200% more effort than usual)
2. Worked very hard on
Example:
Man, I slacked off and bombed the midterm but it worked out OK because I double-assed the final.


double assed
A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.
Example:
Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!


Double Ass Chick
A Double Ass Chick is a kind of girl that you see from the back first and see a really fine looking butt. The kicker comes when you go to look at her face & it's looks like ass.
Example:
"That girl has a really nice fucking ass!"
"Yeah, but have you seen her face? ugh... she's a Double Ass Chick bro."


double jointed ass
The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.
Example:
It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."


Double decker ass burger
When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.
Example:
Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt


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