ackwardness

Ackward is the incorrect spelling of awkward. I'm so surprised that no one has corrected this on here.



Ackward
An incorrect way of saying Awkward. Most people will go along with it and not say anything, but eventually someone will point out that you have been saying it wrong your whole life.
Example:
--"Dude, that was so ackward"

--"Did you just say 'ackward'"

--"yeahh?"

--"uh, you say AWKward. Not, ACKward."


ackward
An extreme case of awkwardness, often involving acne and breast licking propositions. Also the title of a 2006 Youtube trailor that has grown into a cult sensation.
Example:
A wall of ackward seperates an ackward person from people with friends. Ackward people are completely unacceptable.


bass-ackwards
1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"
Example:
"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…


Bass Ackwards
The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.
Example:
Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.


Ackward Urbtionary
The feeling of utter stupidity when you use a word looked up on Urban Dictionary in a sentance and noone has any idea what you mean.
Example:
Dick: "Yeah that place was rofllmaobqq, 4 realz."

Jane: "What the hell did you just say."

Dick: "Seesh, total ackward urbtionary."


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