hard one

A hard-on.



hard one

by Big M on Feb 22, 2004 10:25:38

A "hard one" is given in middle school to someone when they say or do something really stupid. In order to give a hard one, you must announce it by saying "that's a hard one!" You then get behind the victim and push their head down. The victim can counter a hard one by saying "self serve", and they are allowed to give themself the hard one, as hard or soft as they wish. You can also say "no self serve" before they have a chance to say self serve, to make sure you can get them hard. You can also say "wiitness", allowing others who see this going on to say "witness", to also give the victim a hard one. The victim can call "no witness", given you have not already called it.
Example:
In math class, the teacher explained our assignment and then right after, Brett asked her what the assignment was. We then gave him a hard one.


Hard one

by AndImChaz on Oct 27, 2020 23:32:45

When someone messes up or does something/ says something really stupid or dumb, a hard one is necessary to right the wrong. A hard one us performed by wrapping two fingers around the back of the neck and ripping your fingers across the entire back of the neck thus giving a burning sensation. If lesson is not learned, a second hard one is necessary. If it's extremely dumb, the entire room can participate in the hardest of ones.
Example:
Jamal missed so badly that he lost our only ball. "That's a hard one."


High hard one

by Paul_B on Jul 14, 2006 03:45:35

A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.
Example:
"I'm through playing around now. Let's see how he likes the high hard one."


A High Hard One

by Jon E Fever on Mar 10, 2012 08:09:13

High hard One -

A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.

or simply :an errect penis :)
Example:
'Yep, Gonna go out for some brews then slip her a High Hard One.'


pop a hard one

by Zhou's mom on Jul 02, 2004 13:52:42

Pop a boner bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner of all time while it wails on a guitar! and keeps wailing harder and louder until it trashes the whole place and all the pirates get diahorreah and vomit all over the place and explode or dance harder and turn into a big diaper, or the second biggest boner, also bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner
Example:
Pirates can pop about six boners, but only a true ninja can pop a hard one


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