ADOBE
If you are seeing this we have bought your soul if you would like you soul back please buy all of our products at once. Then we will send your soul back via
Amazon Prime box (you will pay shipping). If you encounter this again you will need to sell us another soul in obedience. If you cooperate you will earn a spot in helping us take over the world. You may receive a
high definition ADOBE wallpaper (for sponsorship use only). If you fail to comply with these rules we will hunt you down and steal you whole existence and
sell your soul immediately to a country of our choice (mostly to Pakistan they pay us big time for this.). (Made in India). (Assembled in Mexico and Argentina). (Written by Russia).
Adobical
by hivaconnicole on Jul 19, 2018 07:39:10
Example:
Wow,
Nicole really loves him adobically.
Our love? It was
adobical.
I am adobically in love with this cheese.
Adobeism
by DocMcDupps on Jun 25, 2019 12:44:23
- A belief that John
Warnock, the founder of
Adobe, was
the second coming of Christ.
The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "
Example:
Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a
money hungry religon."
Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"
Person A "Adobeism."
Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN
ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "
adobe
by Happy user of an illegal Flash on Jul 01, 2010 06:05:19
The company that make software so overpriced it's pathetic. Examples include:
Photoshop: $
700
Flash: $800 ($
1600 for pro version)
Thank god for torrents.
Adobe
by Robyn Milktoast on Dec 10, 2008 02:24:11
(slang) Spanish term for human
excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can
signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever
wordplay.
Example:
1) Hey
vato, I need to take an Adobe!
2) Look at that
messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!
adobe
by Annorax on Oct 25, 2004 11:31:19
A computer
software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:
Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.
Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create
PDF's for free.
Adobe
by JHM/TWJ on Nov 27, 2010 02:15:13
ADOB
by Skelectory on May 08, 2009 21:47:51
adobe
by JC_ZERO on Jan 11, 2008 00:09:33
Adobe
by NARbluebird on May 04, 2018 08:08:51
Adobe is a computer software company that makes products for everyday things (animating:
Adobe Flash,
PDF's: Adobe
Acrobat, etc.).