ADOBE

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Adobical
To love someone or something beyond words would be to love someone or something adobically.
Example:
Wow, Nicole really loves him adobically.
Our love? It was adobical.
I am adobically in love with this cheese.


Adobeism
- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.

The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "
Example:
Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a money hungry religon."

Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"

Person A "Adobeism."

Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "


Adobe
(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay.
Example:
1) Hey vato, I need to take an Adobe!

2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!


adobe
A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:

Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.

Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.
Example:
"Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."


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