a ripple is a disturbance to the air resulting from a fart. typically sinusoidal in form, ripples vary in frequency and
periodicity in accordance with the velocity and #stinkprofile of a given assblast. on rare occasion, a ripple may double back on itself, taking the form of a parametric curve. in this case, the vibrating
farticules may produce intensities of stink that are frankly immeasurable.
while ripples were first described in rudimentary form by
maimonides, and subsequently by leonardo davinci, it was not until the late nineteenth century that johnald g. stinkefeller, then seven years old, first documented the shape of a ripple using a device of his own devising known as a #blastmeter. forty years later, his calculations were confirmed by Albrecht A. Anustain.
Example:
todd:
doth you smell-witness a stink in this
chambre?
barry: doth i.
todd: where art the blastmeter?
barry: blast it open.
todd: i just shit my drawers. i can feelst
the ripple.