Corvette

What you COULD have bought after you flushed all that dough down the toilet putting after-market shit all over a Honda Civic.



Corvette
An American made car, produced by Chevrolet. Characterized by its sharklike styling and, in modern guise, rear-wheel drive layout powered by GM's small block. Competent in handling/cornering, braking, acceleration. In Z06 guise, this vehicle can hang with even the best through the turns with outstanding braking and producing over 1.0G of lateral acceleration.
Example:
'Vette owner: That's really too bad that the kid thought my car couldn't corner as well as his Nissan Skyline R-34.

Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.

'Vette Owner : tell me about it


Corvette
Destroyer of japanese cars which are twice its cost.(including skyline and NSX)

This has been proven by roadNtrack and carNdriver
Example:
The nsx was beaten by the z06 in every category, the fanboys cried.


Corvette
An American muscle car that has withstood the tests of time. Fast,ellegant and cheap, the Corvette is more then a show car. The Z06 model comes in at about $55,000.00, witch is $45,000.00 less then a porsche or similar exoctic. The car can hand;le the car can accelearate. i own a Mazda RX-7..but I would the vette anyday. Wether your a ricer or a gear head one thing holds true...THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT
Example:


Corvette
An fast automobile (due to torque). Capaible of over-powering ANY import car that should try to take it on in a race (including skylines).
Example:
"The only way I can beat a Corvette in my integra is for it to be in park"


Corvette
A car that old people own because it brings back good memories since the car has been around since '53, not because they want women. Not only owned by old people though. Also owned by young people with good sense of style and knows a good performing car when they see one.
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Corvette
Hands down the most popular sports car ever built in America. Started as a limited run of 300 roadsters (all Polo White with red interior) in '53 and has since evolved into a world-class, Nurburgring-tested machine that can torch all competition in its price range.
Example:
"Take any sports car within twenty grand of the COrvette's sticker ($47K), and the Vette will flat smoke it. We think the Corvette may also prove a match for the upcoming $70,065 321-hp Porsche 911 and could very possibly outgun the $79,865 350-hp 911S. Oh, and don't betagainst the Vette's earning another 10Best spot."
--Car and DRiver Magazine, in their September 2004 road test of the new sixth-gen Corvette (C6)


Corvette
A wanna be sports car praised by hillbillies / rednecks due to extreme ignorance, penis envey, fanboism and it's small price tag. All other cars suck according to Corvette nutswingers unless it's a Corvette.
Example:
Hillbilly: My Corvette is the best car in the World!

Sensible guy: You like to think that because you can't afford a real sports car like a Porsche, your penis is tiny and you suffer from fanboyism.

As the famous saying goes: Small penis?

Corvette!


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