almu

To begin a story and never finish it, usually leaving the audience with an unresolved cliff-hanger.



almu
A woman of radiant beauty and energy, mysterious, hard to get, never says what she thinks or feels - you have to be a mindreader to communicate to one. Most men stay away from them, due to an instant drop in confidence and self-esteem when facing an almu.
Example:
Don't even bother hitting on her, she's an almu. It will take you at least two months to even get to the first base.


Almu
Overlord, enby slayer, one of the best people you will ever talk to. So ridiculously kind and patient and they are so much fun to be around. They care so much about their friends and are a wonderful person who doesn't tolerate people being disrespectful to those they care about. Almu's are amazing.
Example:
Almu is the leader of the Almunai.


Almu Vortex
Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.
Example:
-“Hey have you seen my phone charger anywhere?”
-“Nope, I guess it’s with the Almu Vortex now”


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