the audience

An army of fantastic guys, gals, and others that enjoy commencing in daily activities such as talking to Toby, watching Toby suck at video games, and get ignored by Toby when he talks to Justine. The Audience is generally found on a computer and/or smartphone. They stand weak alone, but their true force of epicosity is shown in numbers



The Audience
The people watching from the other side of Famous You-Tuber Toby Turner's iPhone.
Example:
Audience?! Wha?! What are you doing on Urban Dictionary looking up The Audience? That's intelligent of you, looking yourself up like that.


Audience
A phrase you use when you walk into a room and everybody is staring in your grill.
Example:
I walked into the room and the audience began to gossip.


Audience
a group of people or dogs watching a show is a audience.
Example:
Girl 1 hey being the audience is fun you get to clap.

Girl 2 yeah being the audience is fun.


audience of one
focusing our performance--what we do, say, think... or not, so as to be acceptable to one person, individual or deity
Example:
Early Christians like the Apostle Paul who would rather face death than compromise their core faith beliefs, lived their lives for an audience of one.


Oprah audience
Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
Example:
Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience


Audience typing
When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.
Example:
Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.


Cock Audience
This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.
Example:
Dude, my roommate totally cock audienced me last night


serial audience
People who unintentually recieve a message that was not intended for them. Or they recieve a message indirectly.
Example:
Marlena recieved an email from John to show him how bad the spelling is in an email. He is a serial audience because the point of the email was not ment foe him.


Masturbation Audience
a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story
Example:
That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.


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