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obstruction

When your lawyer makes an excuse for why it is o.k. for you to prevent a law being carried out because you are not ready to plead the 5th amendment! And thinks you as President are above the law!

obstructive

by goonermum on Sep 25, 2015 16:12:54

Someone who will deliberately try to be unhelpful for self satisfaction.

Example:
He was obstructive in his description of where he was, so he watched the delivery driver go round three times before he found him.

obstructicator

by Heptune on May 19, 2005 04:28:59

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.

Example:
The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.

obstruction of cop

by Stickololo on Apr 12, 2020 09:00:25

A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.

Example:
Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop

vaginal obstruction

by melkayz on Sep 06, 2010 12:03:02

the equivilent of "cock block", but in terms of females

Example:
if a girl is trying to flirt with a guy, and someone tries to interfere, therefore obstructing their vagina - vaginal obstruction

inteslanal obstruction

by hardyharhar1 on Mar 15, 2013 08:57:48

n. Blockage of the road system caused by presence of too many electric cars.

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Example:
Dude! We are never gonna get to the Monster Truck Jam!

I know. There is a Greenpeace Summit in town and an inteslanal obstruction from here to the interstate.

I kind of get a charge out of those guys.

Really? You really said that.

Obstruction of Justice

by datgv on Sep 25, 2019 14:08:46

an action that takes years of practice and is only Mastered by a few. There is only one person so far that has mastered this action. President Donald Trump

Example:
Donald Trump insists on self impeaching with obstruction of justice.

Foreground obstruction crew

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv on Aug 26, 2006 23:10:57

People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.

Example:
Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew!

suction obstruction

by Nonamenelly on Mar 30, 2017 01:36:55

When you're getting a blowjob while wearing a condom and the condoms falls off into your girlfriend's mouth.

Example:
My girlfriend was giving me head , but then we had a suction obstruction.

vowel obstruction

by ElCommissioner on Sep 09, 2019 00:22:03

You experience a vowel obstruction when you're beginning game of Scrabble. You draw tiles to bring you up to the regulation seven, and they are all vowels. Seven Vowels. All you can play is "a". Then you draw another tile, and it's a "u"!

Example:
I looked down at my letters, and they are all vowels! Couldn't make a decent play....complete vowel obstruction.

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