alpine skiing
a sport wear the people who were rejected from
nordic skiing because hey had no strengh and were not fast enough to do
Nordic skiing. The fatter the skiing the fast they go, they can just fall
down the hill. Un like Nordic where they have to ski up hills and down them.
Alpine Skiing
by BillShaite on Apr 17, 2004 02:21:35
A double handjob.
According to the song by
Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two
poles,
move 'em up and down in a
steady motion"
Example:
Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white"
in no time.
You know those twins,
Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their
poles.
Alpine Skiing
by jski13 on Jan 12, 2012 10:38:49
These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break
90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a
45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.
Example:
A: I do
nordic bro, I'm so fast!
B: Ever heard of
alpine skiing?
A: yeah but it was
too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.
Alpine Skiing
by Charliemagnustwiceremoved on May 11, 2009 05:39:50
A useless gravity sport whose athletes claim to train hard when in reality they do more smoking ganja and then training. The only sport where an athlete in season can smoke and drink and still do reasonable well. The sport takes skill but relatively no
athleticism and could be consider a
pussy sport since you either finish or you break your arm. A highly publicized sport where people go down a hill for 20 seconds and then wait in a line for the
chairlift for 10 minutes.
Example:
Jimmy: Hey Earl you wanna go
alpine skiing this weekend?
Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no
pussy shit, i
beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.