Jimmy John

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.



Jimmy Johns
I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.
Example:
Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."


jimmy johns
A delicious, submarine sandwich, making company with a location in Athens, OH.
Example:
Damn that vito from jimmy johns was fucking sweet!


jimmy johns
A place were they keep your change and give you a sandwich with two pieces of meat and whole lot of bread. Better off getting a sandwich at Harris Teeter. Jimmy johns janked me with a shitty sandwich.
Example:
jimmy johns is jank and the ganker behind the register kept my change. Stay away from the jimmy johns jankers in RTP, NC.


Jimmy Johns Challenge
Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Example:
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.


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