anti-joke
Q: How do yo confuse a blond?A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.Q: What did Jimmy's grandma get him for Christmas?A: Nothing. She died on
Thanksgiving day.Q: How do you make an electrician sad?A: Kill his family.Q: How do you kill a blond?A: There are many different ways, but all of them would be wrong, because murder is illegal.Q: What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas?A: Cancer.Q: What did the women say after her husband hit her?A: Nothing. She was physically abused for 35 years before committing suicide.Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?A: It can't be, because numbers are not sentient and do not fear anything.Q: What does baseball and the Holocaust have in common?A: They are both sports, except the Holocaust.Q: Why do black people
love chicken?A: Because it tastes good.Q: What's worse than
rainy days?A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.Q: Why did the Jew pick up the one dollar bill?A: He dropped it.Q: How did
the fat man survive the plane crash?A: He didn't he died like everyone else.
Anti Joke
by thebpbags on Apr 13, 2011 22:23:05
Example:
Here are some Anti Jokes
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she
dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was
hit by a bus.
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
Anti-Joke
by dkgemini on May 25, 2006 08:17:11
A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all.
The surprise element thus becoming
the joke.
Example:
A standard joke turned into Anti-Joke:
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol problem is destroying his family.
Riddle joke turned into Anti-Joke:
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.
Knock Knock joke turned into Anti-Joke
"
Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the police. There has been an accident. Your wife is in intensive care"
Anti-joke
by I Am A Waffle on Jul 05, 2011 15:47:32
What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such
anticlimax that it becomes funny
in its own right. The lack of
punchline is the punchline.
Example:
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot
propagate and gene
splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of
an organism.
Q: How do you make a plumber cry?
A: You kill his family
Anti-jokes^
Anti-Joke
by madcunnttt on Sep 09, 2010 22:19:52
Example:
2 Typical Anti-Joke Scenarios:
Guy#1: Why did the
plane crash?
Guy#2: I dunno
Guy#1: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
*Guy#2 Facepalms*
Guy#1: What did Batman say to get Robin in the
Batmobile?
Guy#2: I dunno, what?
Guy#1: Get in the Batmobile!
*Guy#2 Slits his wrists*