apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.



apple sauce
a secret word made by pewdiepie for when you meet him outside. which is very unlikely, since he has no legs.

all you need to say is APPLE SAUCE and he knows that you are a true fan and he will take a selfie with you.
Example:
Fan spotting Felix on the streets: APPLE SAUCE!

Felix: APPLE SAUCE! Ok yes, we can take a selfie.


apple sauce
a girl has to shit into a bowl and the guy has to jizz in it and mix it with the guys penis and the girl has to eat it with a spoon
Example:
she told me to to make her apple sauce and she puked up shit


Apple Sauced
Ridiculing a person about his or her iPod, iPhone, iPad or other Apple product.
Example:
Person 1 (to Person 3): Oh awesome, is that the new iPhone 4? I've heard if you get a case, you can upgrade it to actually make phone calls.

Person 2: Ohhhhh SNAP! Someone just got apple sauced!


Apple Sauce
The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.
Example:
"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."


Apple Sauce
The act of opening a container of apple sauce and pouring a line of it starting just below the belly button of a female, and going down until you reach just above the Vaginal Area and then licking the apple sauce off of the female slowly in the same sequence in which the apple sauce was applied. This is usually followed by performing oral sex on the female.
Example:
Person 1: Dude, Kate came over to my house last night when my parents weren't home.

Person 2: Did you get some from her?

Person 1: Hell Yeah we made out then i totally apple sauced her.

Person 2: How was it?

Person 1: It was great I used Strawberry. Delicious


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