arrangement

A preemptive plan in which a closet gay purposely marries a woman in order to create a veil of heterosexuality. In well-planned arrangements, the wife of the closet gay is well aware of her husband's sexual needs and satisfies her own accordingly as the husband does the same, all in secret. Arrangements are prompted by familial, religious, or cultural pressures that look down on homosexuality. See wonky.Note: marriages in which men come out of the closet and separate from their wives are NOT arrangements.



Arrange
To give oral sex. Can be done M to M, F to M, F to F, or M to F
Example:
"dang homie dizzle, come over here so i can arrange your weenie."

"thats right, biatch. arrange me."

Lisa:"oh i love it when you arrange raul"
Raul:"You're welcome baby cakes."


Arrange
To give oral sex. Can be done M to M, F to M, F to F, or M to F
Example:
"dang homie dizzle, come over here so i can arrange your weenie."

"thats right, biatch. arrange me."

Lisa:"oh i love it when you arrange raul"
Raul:"You're welcome baby cakes."


Arranging
The subtle art of arranging for two people to meet at the same place in the hope that they will begin a romantic relationship.
Example:
"So, I hear they're having a Picasso exhibition at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Sandra

"So, I hear there's gonna be a bunch of naked women paintings at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Chris

"Lolz, I am arranging them." - John


Arrangements
Arrangements are made when you don't have the cash flow to pay your bill(s) on time and are at risk of being shut off at some point in the near future. Arrangments can be set up as a one time payment or as a series of payments over a set period of time.
Example:
e.g. My cable was going to get shut off but I called the cable company and made arrangements to pay my bill next week.


flower arranging
arranging a woman's labia like the petals of a flower; adding the hand of Man to Nature's beauty
Example:
Lover 1: Was there, for you, any special moment last night?
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.


Arranging the Drapes
The pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation.
Example:
Sonja: Where did Mary go? Has she been in her room all afternoon? Does she have a test to study for?
Carla: No. She's in there Arranging the Drapes.
Sonja: Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm that's hawt! I think I will go Paddle the Canoe myself. She ya about 30.


sex arrangement
Euphemism for prostitution.

Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.
Example:
I didn't have enough cash to pay my pusher for my drug habit so we made a sex arrangement.


arrange the bamboo
When a woman is so amazing,so attractive,so complete,she makes you hard, you need to "adjust" yourself before you could possibly talk to her.
Example:
She was so amazing,when she smiled at me,I needed to turn away and "arrange the bamboo" before I could approach her.


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