psychotherapy
an incredibly expensive process whereby you end up talking more about yourself than you ever thought possible, while learning virtually nothing and becoming increasingly
entrenched in your
skewed view of reality... or, if it works (which it sometimes does!) a sublime experience of subtle revelation, insight and healing that enables you to be a
fuller, happier human who moves more freely through the world than you ever thought possible...
psychotherapy
by Joan M on May 05, 2007 06:03:00
A process in which you discuss your personal problems with a "
psychotherapist\" who is unable to do anything about it. Not to be confused with
psychiatry, in which you're given
prescription medications in hope that your life improves.
Massage Psychotherapy
by Dr. Gangemi on Jul 20, 2017 23:07:27
is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate
therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions.
MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and
charge on average $180 per an hour session.
Example:
Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could
fix her
resting b*tch face?
Psychotherapy
by Hym Iam on Aug 12, 2023 01:01:38
The goal is to make things better... But only when
Jordan Peterson feels like it... And only in a way that HE HIMSELF approves of... Even if 70% of his
colleagues disagree...
Example:
Hym "Psychotherapy
is fun because you get to pay a guy to write you into his book that sells for
1 million dollars."