preemptive pee
by casadefox on May 23, 2010 08:35:48
Preemptive unfriending
by AntonBordman on Sep 01, 2012 01:47:55
When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the
Facebook friend in question would eventually
delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus
robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.
preemptive shit
by NickyG103 on Jun 11, 2006 13:47:47
The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result
in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a
preemptive allows for maximum beer
drinkage and room for a late night meal.
Example:
Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a
sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't
taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner
in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
Preemptive Call
by Jozzy on Oct 22, 2007 02:59:59
A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit
unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily
assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus
decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.
Example:
Peter: I gotta
do my taxes, but I bet my
clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a
preemptive call and get it over with.
Preemptive Flush
by Stew711 on Jul 06, 2015 00:35:46
What you do when you are taking such a
big dump that you are afraid you will
clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "
Clogger Shit."
Preemptive Sex
by JIMYBUFFT on Sep 15, 2009 10:35:58
Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "
SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and
vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.
Preemptive Strike
by notwebster on Jan 20, 2014 23:57:21
preemptive puller
by M. Kempson on Dec 25, 2005 08:35:44
preemptive rebound
by SwaggerK on Jun 09, 2014 13:31:01
Cheating on your significant other knowing that the relationship is ending soon anyways. Often used as a
loophole to
rationalize how it is not in fact cheating
Example:
"Dude did you
cheat on Brittany?"
"No man, I'm going to
break up with her soon anyways, it was just a preemptive rebound"