ass first

A guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo.Where a bi-sexual male enters when copulating.



Ass First
A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.
Example:
Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.


Purse First Ass Last
If a pimp is going to take a chance, a bitch must give him money in advance.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.
Example:
Pimp - "Bitch, break yourself, Purse First Ass Last!"

Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."

Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."

Ho - "Yes Daddy"


A first ass man move
A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Example:
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.


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