ass ninja
One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.ass ninja
A mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. As with the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, the Ass Ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.
Example:
"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."
"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."
ass ninja
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Ass Ninjas
An elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them.
Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.
Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.
Example:
Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!
Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!
ass-ninja
A ninja warrior who, quite literally, kicks ass. They aim straight for the buttocks and pummel mercilessly. See also: 'munkfuck
Ass Ninja
bird ass ninja
Example:
Leon is a real bird ass ninja, he gets upset when he is not svelte.
Leon likes birds, so he must be a bird ass ninja.
Leon is a real bird ass ninja, he gets upset when he is not svelte.
Leon likes birds, so he must be a bird ass ninja.
Crazy ass ninja
a rather crazy assed ninja, such as yoda, or chuck norris (also note chuck norris kills most failed crazy assed ninjas)
Ninja Ass
An ass that you cannot see. According to the person with this ass, it's apparently there, but not visible to the naked eye. This is just an excuse for a woman with a really flat ass.
Example:
Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.
Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.