baby Jesus

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Baby Jesus
A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.
Example:
Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.


baby jesus
Another term for blow job, "bj"
Example:
Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.


baby jesus poops
When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.
Example:
After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!


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