the flying dutchman

When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.



Flying Dutchman
#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Example:
Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!!


flying dutchman
When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.
Example:
The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.


Latest Searches

Sexy Man Beast, hot piece of paper, hoot hoot yehudie, Influenza, West Ham, tell me why, workplace mobbing, samara, suspension, the other guy, Cough medicine, The Deckers, inauthentic, Luxing, InterContinental, STANKY ass, Marvelous, act, Pot Brownie, Roland Park, the popular kids, Dan Hibiki, bunkhouse, Parcels, irvine welsh, Half way there, ga ga ga ga, two sense, fat bastard, chinese cool boy, verdictable, go to heck, Masky, i saw someone, prejudicial, the Austin, marble orchard, but ok, No, seriously, massive horse, Tingzing, dee dur, industria, g-nant, jug, Me x your mom, feminist porn, a hot woman, A story, McDonough, Pembroke, Zum zum, Stab City, no offense, but, me when i, Phill Swift, istg, Nooblord, hit me back, Poor dave, geek freak, home field advantage, go bald, shortness of breath, meditative, wears a green hat, A and C, am sayin, The Daddy, gold beer, gay lover, Penetrating, High Tops, Fucking shit up, Big Ole Chimp Dump, crash pad, beat it, Frank Lucas, text insemination, Jim Bell, Two of them, Rosh Hashanah, Roadmap Watcher, Fluffy puff, Sic semper tyrannis, disposable income, Rich Snob, Masked Man, do you, ferocious, the Sasha, Hemroids, Submerged aqua dust, No Couth Richard, Hey guys, Wilcox Tech, king akito, does it for me, rudi, subscriptions, poopy woopy, Occupy Wall Street, tow down, Insurance company, what e, on the booze, TYRANT MATRIARCH, recalize, rub out, in your chest, Wheat Thins and Beer, bad meme, gaming laptop, thought fuck, y r u, yeosang, slapp, Peggy, fairyland, eat her out, 9 Year Old, little brown, mad chill, scholar, vamos, Meni, Alexandria, life or death, rockwell, same sex couple, McTrust, French Guy, benjamin harris, Toot toot, you fucking bitch, Malibu coconut rum, hot streak, Best rapper alive, spiritual warfare, common sense, Asbury Park, wife that, Yeah mate, BLOCK HEAD, Ethan coomber, You fucking what, white-water rafting, ass legs, Sheeting, Twosetviolin, mexican shit kitchen, belle, Bodyboard, 15th August, 378, vere, lawsuited, cheersington, Unbalanced girl, Bradley Manning, Lilia, Ironbound, lunch pale, slip-and-slide, im a girl, Prom dress, the fuckening, Black face Mammy, no sweat, beaver dam, Lil freak hoe, chocolate fountain, high school Seniors, bedwetter, body odour, No reason, bullshiz, dok-clan, fuzzled, lake forest, scat fetish, Family Drum Circle, dragon ball legends, cinematography, MEXICAN gang bangers, Took my breath away, no gen-gens, pecker-wood, pocket kings, the Verve, Shut up, bitch, baki baki ni ore, a Billy, congressionalism, Goldi, hard-working, under the stars, multiplayer, assbags, shit water, the flying dutchman, Brawny Bomb, Sexy Man Beast, hot piece of paper, hoot hoot yehudie, Influenza, West Ham, tell me why, workplace mobbing, samara, suspension, the other guy, Cough medicine, The Deckers, inauthentic, Luxing, InterContinental, STANKY ass, Marvelous, act, Pot Brownie, Roland Park, the popular kids, Dan Hibiki, bunkhouse, Parcels, irvine welsh, Half way there, ga ga ga ga, two sense, fat bastard, chinese cool boy, verdictable, go to heck, Masky, i saw someone, prejudicial, the Austin, marble orchard, but ok, No, seriously, massive horse, Tingzing, dee dur, industria, g-nant, jug, Me x your mom, feminist porn, a hot woman, A story, McDonough, Pembroke, Zum zum, Stab City, no offense, but, me when i, Phill Swift, istg, Nooblord, hit me back, Poor dave, geek freak, home field advantage, go bald, shortness of breath, meditative, wears a green hat, A and C, am sayin, The Daddy, gold beer, gay lover, Penetrating, High Tops, Fucking shit up, Big Ole Chimp Dump, crash pad, beat it, Frank Lucas, text insemination, Jim Bell, Two of them, Rosh Hashanah, Roadmap Watcher, Fluffy puff, Sic semper tyrannis, disposable income, Rich Snob, Masked Man, do you, ferocious, the Sasha, Hemroids, Submerged aqua dust, No Couth Richard, Hey guys, Wilcox Tech, king akito, does it for me, rudi, subscriptions, poopy woopy, Occupy Wall Street, tow down, Insurance company, what e, on the booze, TYRANT MATRIARCH, recalize, rub out, in your chest, Wheat Thins and Beer, bad meme, gaming laptop, thought fuck, y r u, yeosang, slapp, Peggy, fairyland, eat her out, 9 Year Old, little brown, mad chill, scholar, vamos, Meni, Alexandria, life or death, rockwell, same sex couple, McTrust, French Guy, benjamin harris, Toot toot, you fucking bitch, Malibu coconut rum, hot streak, Best rapper alive, spiritual warfare, common sense, Asbury Park, wife that, Yeah mate, BLOCK HEAD, Ethan coomber, You fucking what, white-water rafting, ass legs, Sheeting, Twosetviolin, mexican shit kitchen, belle, Bodyboard, 15th August, 378, vere, lawsuited, cheersington, Unbalanced girl, Bradley Manning, Lilia, Ironbound, lunch pale, slip-and-slide, im a girl, Prom dress, the fuckening, Black face Mammy, no sweat, beaver dam, Lil freak hoe, chocolate fountain, high school Seniors, bedwetter, body odour, No reason, bullshiz, dok-clan, fuzzled, lake forest, scat fetish, Family Drum Circle, dragon ball legends, cinematography, MEXICAN gang bangers, Took my breath away, no gen-gens, pecker-wood, pocket kings, the Verve, Shut up, bitch, baki baki ni ore, a Billy, congressionalism, Goldi, hard-working, under the stars, multiplayer,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!