massive horse
A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.Often referred to as a great columnMassive Horse
Example:
Get off me you Massive Horse!
Get off me you Massive Horse!