Baby Oil
Baby Oil is referred to "Cum"
Baby Oil
Baby Oil
Baby Oil is fat extracted from undeveloped human sources, known as babies.
Like all fats, baby oils are insoluble in water but soluble in cheap vodka.
Oils extracted from minors have been used in many cultures, since ancient times. As an example, a 4000 year old "kitchen" unearthed in Liverpool was found to include an oil press and a large quantity of discarded child-husks. Archeologists believe that the tribes of Ancient Scouse would raise children as a source of cheap fuel.
The uses of baby oils can be divided into three main areas:
* Lubrication
* Fuel
* Threatening Children
Extracting Baby Oil:
* The "traditional" way of extracting baby oil uses several different types of mechanical extraction. This method is preferred by most Eco-Freakies in the USA and in Europe. Cheesegrater extraction is one type, and there are two other types that are both oil presses: the screw press and the ram press. Oil presses are commonly used in developing countries, among people for whom other extraction methods would be prohibitively expensive.
* The "modern" way of acquiring baby oil is by chemical extraction, using solvent extracts, which produces higher yields and is quicker and less messy. The most common solvent is Sunny Delight. This disolves the baby from the inside out, and it is then simple to seperate the oil from the solvent.
Like all fats, baby oils are insoluble in water but soluble in cheap vodka.
Oils extracted from minors have been used in many cultures, since ancient times. As an example, a 4000 year old "kitchen" unearthed in Liverpool was found to include an oil press and a large quantity of discarded child-husks. Archeologists believe that the tribes of Ancient Scouse would raise children as a source of cheap fuel.
The uses of baby oils can be divided into three main areas:
* Lubrication
* Fuel
* Threatening Children
Extracting Baby Oil:
* The "traditional" way of extracting baby oil uses several different types of mechanical extraction. This method is preferred by most Eco-Freakies in the USA and in Europe. Cheesegrater extraction is one type, and there are two other types that are both oil presses: the screw press and the ram press. Oil presses are commonly used in developing countries, among people for whom other extraction methods would be prohibitively expensive.
* The "modern" way of acquiring baby oil is by chemical extraction, using solvent extracts, which produces higher yields and is quicker and less messy. The most common solvent is Sunny Delight. This disolves the baby from the inside out, and it is then simple to seperate the oil from the solvent.
Baby Oil
Baby Oil
Precum.
Sure, it's good for a wank, or smearing all over your girl/guy toy. Slippery and nutritious, it's usually the start of some kind of good thing. Appropriate for anal or vaginal sex, kind of a waste on oral, aural, and nasal, but it takes all kinds.
Just squeeze it out of the bottle--sometimes you have to squeeze from the bottom--a couple drops, and your good to go.
Sure, it's good for a wank, or smearing all over your girl/guy toy. Slippery and nutritious, it's usually the start of some kind of good thing. Appropriate for anal or vaginal sex, kind of a waste on oral, aural, and nasal, but it takes all kinds.
Just squeeze it out of the bottle--sometimes you have to squeeze from the bottom--a couple drops, and your good to go.
baby oil baptism
Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.
babies for oil
If Americans could fathom the reality that they have killed 1 million Iraqis since 1990, maybe "babies for oil" might not seem like a "liberal" anti-Bush statement. It is in fact the reality of US foreign policy that no one wants to admit to.
Example:
Number of Iraqi children who have died as a direct result of US/UN sanctions according to UNICEF: 500,000
Number of barrels of oil in Iraq's proven reserves: 112,000,000,000
Ranking of Iraq among countries with proven reserves of oil: 2
Number of Iraqi children who have died as a direct result of US/UN sanctions according to UNICEF: 500,000
Number of barrels of oil in Iraq's proven reserves: 112,000,000,000
Ranking of Iraq among countries with proven reserves of oil: 2