priest

A supposed man of god who usually rapes and molests the young boys of the choir or community, often never gets caught,Or can be a man of god who only wishes the best (however this is a very rare specimen)



priest
A Catholic man who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile. In the past, becoming a priest was a way for homosexual pedophiles to hid from mainstream society, and at the same time, have the appearance of being in an honorable profession. There is currently a severe shortage of new Catholic priests to replace the old dying ones. Homosexual pedophiles no longer feel the need to hid anymore since the whole world has become one big, filthy open sewer like the Catholic church has always been.
Example:
Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

Father Florio got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.



priest
A boy who, in the RC church, enters a seminary where, without having acquired sufficient understanding, he vows to abstain from women and healthy sexual desires. Upon ordiantion a few years later he is inflicted upon the world, still no wiser and only a little better educated, where he is treated by believers as though he is God incarnate. This combination of twisted sexuality and superhuman authority was the cause of the disaster that has befallen so many children throughout the Catholic world.
Example:
All priests are perverts, Q.E.D.


priest
A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.

Example:
Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.


priest
1) A profession that has come to be associated with acts of sodomy and depravity towards children, as evidenced by the overwhelming spread of child molestation crimes among the Catholic church. While many priests can be rightfully condemned for being homosexual, hypocritical paedophiles, the remaining population of clergy members who're actually upright, honest and chaste (and find butt-fucking little boys at the altar as equally repugnant as any sensible human being would), are often overlooked in light of the gay, depraved shits who've destroyed the church's image simply because they couldn't handle a demanding life of celibacy and control their own sick desires at once.

2) The casual way of referring to "Judas Priest", one of the greatest heavy metal bands to have ever thundered onto stage, and are responsible for perfecting the genre after Black Sabbath laid the blueprints for heavy metal. Judas Priest is called "priest" the same way as metalheads refer to Black Sabbath as simply "Sabbath" and Iron Maiden as "Maiden"; other metalheads will instantly know what you're talking about, while outsiders might go "Huh? You went and saw Priest? Where? What church? Why?"
Example:
1) "He loves the boys in the choir,
They keep their souls pure.
But the tenor worries him...
So he must be the closest to him.
On his nightstand, quiet and wordless,
A picture of the Lord...
He slowly turns it around.
When the church clock strikes twice,
He folds his hands for prayer.
He has remained without a wife,
So he must love his neighbour."
~ Translated lyrics for Rammstein's song "Hallelujah"

2) Metalhead #1: "Hey man, did you get Priest's latest album, "Angel of Retribution"?
Metalhead #2: "You bet, man. It kicks ass."
Metalhead #1: "It's Priest. Of course they kick ass."


priest
When Jesus died, there was an abundance of small boys who need dressing in frocks and raping. A section of the church was put in charge of this know as the catholic church. These men used an acronym to let everybody know there purpose in life. This acronym then entered the English language and its original meaning mostly forgotten.
The true meaning of the word priest is detailed below:

paedophile resident in every small town.
Example:
Priest: Hello little boy, i'm a Priest.
Little Boy: Are you going to Rape me?
Priest: Yes.


priest
Any mid ranking clergy members of the Catholic Church. Has the power to forgive sins and consecrate the Eucharist. A man who has devoted himself to celibacy, obedience, and chastisty. Has a cool collar.
Example:
Dumb kids might mistake Trigun's Nicholas D. Wolfwood for an actual priest.


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