Bacon Sandwich
Bacon Sandwich
One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank
Bacon Sandwich
Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.
Example:
Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?
Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?
Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
vertical bacon sandwich
A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Example:
Did you go down on that chick?
No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?
No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
Flying bacon Sandwich
a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com
Example:
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend
Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend
Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
vertical bacon sandwich
axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
Hairdressers bacon sandwich
A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
vertical bacon sandwich
Example:
that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours
that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours