Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the
Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall
on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being
massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!