Duolingo

A dark web platform which kidnaps your close ones. To release them, one must learn a language. Their mascot is the infamous green owl.



Duolingo
The living embodiment of Satan; will do anything he possibly can to make you pay for your absence on his spanish lesson, you bafoon.
Example:
Hey! Last night, I skipped my lesson on Duolingo!
What happened next?
Remember my kid?


Duolingo
Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!
Example:
Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*


Duolingo
A catfish and a kidnapper who disguises as a cute, friendly green owl. Slowly this green owl will keep manipulating and guilt tripping you into doing things you otherwise would never do. It starts with learning a language... but it ends with something way worse, and once you enter, there is no way out. Duolingo will literally kidnap your family to keep you under his wing.
Example:
Me: Duo you can't keep ruining my life like that!
Duolingo: Shouldn't have missed that Spanish lesson *evil laugh*


Duolingo
An app for language learning. It’s good at teaching you Spanish, but sucks at any other language.
Example:
James: I used Duolingo to learn to fluently speak and read Japanese!
Jessie: I think Pikachu knocked you on the head a little too hard.


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