resource

1. a person who is defined as departmental cog for a business / company2. a peon3. a person whose chin is a shelf for management's nutsac



resource
Being very knowledgable with the freaks of nature
Example:
Calvin is a resource because he knows too much about Mat.


resourceful
People with smart/creative thinking
Example:
Max: a dog went on a loose in the pet store do you have an Idea to get it on a leash again? Because I know you are a resourceful person
Josh: maybe we can attract it with some treats or a toy or we can trap the dog


Subhuman Resources
That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
Example:
When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources


Human Resources
Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.
Example:
That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.


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