bannon
v. as in "to bannon." 1. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing; 2. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing miserably because it's too f*cking short to reach beyond your pubic hair; 3. the act of attempting to suck your own dick but failing so miserably
because you can't grab on to balls you don't have in order to wrestle your genitals into your
yapping maw.
bannon
by lfbi on Jul 28, 2017 06:28:25
Bannonism
by Dr Bunnygirl on Dec 12, 2017 13:51:22
Example:
Bannonism strikes again, he’s hoping you’ll be
fearful enough and stupid enough to buy his
nonlinear and
psychotic bullshit.
The Bannon
by lasteaglescout on Jul 28, 2017 12:04:40
Example:
The young man pulled his back muscles while attempting
the Bannon.
Political meaning: When
patting yourself
on the back just isn't enough...go for the Bannon
Bannon
by FarfelFox on Aug 02, 2017 05:59:40
Example:
I remember seeing this film once, in college, where this guy shoves a
cucumber up his ass and Bannons.
Weirdly awesome.
Bannon
by ItsRainingMeh on Jul 28, 2017 12:16:21
Bannon
by Ms.PotatoHead on Dec 29, 2011 07:10:23
When a person or animal gets
high on a substance, often in
unexpected places. This usually ends in
chaos for everyone.
Bannon
by Dead Edward on Jan 15, 2018 20:00:43
Dunk a Bannon
by Gingerbutt's mama on Sep 04, 2022 05:42:46
The act of
defecation, particularly into a conventional toilet with a water-filled bowl. Entered the
vernacular circa 2016, with reference to a particular political
advisor of the era.
Example:
Hang on dude, I gotta
dunk a Bannon before we split.
Hey, bring me some more TP, please! I just
dunked a
Bannon and I need some.
Stevie Bannon
by datboigreedz on Jul 28, 2017 11:35:20
Example:
My date bailed so I spent the whole Saturday night at home working on my Stevie
Bannon technique.
“I’m not the namesake of
the Stevie Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock." - Anthony
Scaramucci, 2017