bannon

v. as in "to bannon." 1. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing; 2. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing miserably because it's too f*cking short to reach beyond your pubic hair; 3. the act of attempting to suck your own dick but failing so miserably because you can't grab on to balls you don't have in order to wrestle your genitals into your yapping maw.



bannon
A man who cannot perform oral sex on himself due to being overweight and/or having a small penis.
Example:
He claims to be able to blow himself, but he's so fat that there's no way. I'm sure he's a bannon.


Bannonism
The pseudo-art of defending someone or something that has no soul or substance, that which is utterly indefensible.
Example:
Bannonism strikes again, he’s hoping you’ll be fearful enough and stupid enough to buy his nonlinear and psychotic bullshit.


Dunk a Bannon
The act of defecation, particularly into a conventional toilet with a water-filled bowl. Entered the vernacular circa 2016, with reference to a particular political advisor of the era.
Example:
Hang on dude, I gotta dunk a Bannon before we split.

Hey, bring me some more TP, please! I just dunked a Bannon and I need some.


Stevie Bannon
Noun. American colloquialism referring to the act of autofellatio; self-administered oral sex.
Example:
My date bailed so I spent the whole Saturday night at home working on my Stevie Bannon technique.

“I’m not the namesake of the Stevie Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock." - Anthony Scaramucci, 2017


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