cucumber
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.cucumber
cucumber
Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
Example:
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
cucumber
Example:
Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.
Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.
Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
cucumber
cucumber
1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
Example:
1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
cucumber
what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..
Example:
teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....
teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....