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big dick
a male who was gifted by god with a nice package in his pants but HAS NO FUCKING CLUE what to do with it.

or how to use it.

he thinks simply getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it's not.
& that getting hard is the same as getting her off.

and giving him pointers, instructions, A FUCKING ROAD MAP, or gps is simply useless.

because he's that gat damn clueless.

THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD DICK.
Example:
homegirl: girl, y u so angry?

you: motherfcukin big dick tellin me he know how to break me off.

homegirl: ain't that a bitch.
you: yeah, so i just shot on his face and called it a night.
homegirl: i heard that...


big dick
one who has made a blunder

Example:
WAY TO GO BIG DICK! - to be shouted at a volume at which everyone in the surrounding vicinity may hear


big dick
Synonymous with big wig, big shot, etc, but more derogatory.

Usually the affluent and successful owner or senior manager of an establishment that neglects taking responsibility and shirks responding to complaints. Hence, a contemptible person who causes much grief to many people but is never around to be held to account.
Example:
"I said pubes in my fucking burger, do you need me to spell it out to you? Someone get me the manager! Put him on the phone right this moment. I want to talk to the big dicks who run this joint and give them a piece of my fucking mind! I am THIS close to suing this place into the ground."


Big Dicking
The term "Big Dicking" is when someone's ego is a little too big and they think they're Mr. Tough guy or "the man". They are too big for their britches so to speak. One that is big dicking is going to act like a complete douche bag that thinks he can beat anyones ass when him himself is in fact a noodle are bitch. When you're big dicking you tend to be shit talking.
Example:
Vince: "I'll kick your ass you pussy, your small as hell"

Joe: "Just because you've hit the gym for two weeks doesn't mean you can kick my ass. Seriously, quit big dicking me man.


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