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bilboed

One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.

Bilbo

by juan hunglow on Apr 20, 2010 05:28:40

A hobbits sex toy.

Example:
The Hobbit put her batteries in her Bilbo, closed the bedroom door and wasn't seen again until the sun rose over the shire.

Bilbo

by King Rawrthur on May 09, 2011 10:09:30

To greedily grasp for the joint when it is shown to the Bilbo, usually accompanied by a fierce look in the eyes and raging desire. Similar to the scene from LoTR: The Fellowship of the Ring when Frodo shows Bilbo The Ring and he freaks-a-leak and goes for it.

Example:
Frodo - *Takes hit, about to pass*
Bilbo - HOLY SHIT! MY PRECIOUS!

* Bilboes for the weed*
Frodo - Woah, don't Bilbo the joint, bro.

bilbo

by Sir Joseph Poon on Feb 16, 2008 03:34:21

someone who totally fucks up, like in baseball when a ball is hit to the third baseman and he totally muffs the play

Example:
Tonight was supposed to be the best night of my life until this 80 year old woman ran over my sister, fucking BILBO!

Bilbo

by The Beast on Apr 26, 2005 07:24:55

An asshole with hair on the inside and covering it

Example:
I tried to screw her, but her bilbo had too much hair, and I couldn't get thru

bilbo

by Mr Ben on Apr 23, 2005 05:45:51

For whatever reason, a bilbo became the name given to an individual who wasn't given much chance of survival during games of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. For added humililation, the name was pronounced in a low voice with the emphasis on the O. Also used to designate an NPC who was clearly about to die in a poorly disguised plot twist.

Example:
"Oi, Bilbo! Just pop your head around that door and tell us if any orcs are there... oh, he's been shot in the head."

Bilboing

by Perplex on Feb 06, 2003 08:56:11

To wank into the arsehole of a man

Example:
Knut sighed a relief after bilboing toms anus

Bilbo

by Frilbo Fraggins on Nov 08, 2008 04:56:07

To raise one's legs in the air spread eagle and ask: "Gotcher bilbo?!?"

This must be done by a guy to another guy. It is considered pretty gay.

Example:
..."GOTCHER BILBO!?!?"

Oh man, I got bilboed so bad. I will never walk into a bilbo like that again.

Bilbo

by Bradland on May 17, 2010 01:24:10

A butt dildo

Example:
Gross man, i found a bilbo out in the alley behind your house.

Bilbo

by AshMaHomieHater on Feb 21, 2005 21:41:54

Used for the word dildo but only ever used by gays or prudes, but never hardcore lezzes as they have shaved heads and GI in front of their name, therefore obviously not a virgin. They are also confused with German Women

Example:
Gay:Can we get a, y'know a Bilbo

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