wank
by Master Bates on Mar 24, 2003 09:58:47
Example:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
wank
by terriblequiche on Aug 10, 2006 17:30:19
wank
by prouddaddyof3 on Apr 28, 2023 14:31:22
the voice inside someones head that tells them to do and say unexplainable things.
he is similar to an
infection, anyone can
get sick with him, but once he is there he never leaves.
Example:
Simon - “why did you do that”
Tom - “it
wasnt me it was wank”
wank
by Reginald Whattabone on Oct 07, 2003 09:59:53
Example:
Although E. M.
Forster enjoyed
Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often
wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo.
wank
by r0By$Ta on Apr 08, 2003 23:49:29
.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.
yank the plank
.
clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.
stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank
Example:
wank
by A.A. on Sep 12, 2004 13:15:17
1.
British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An
on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.
wank
by Chris on Feb 27, 2005 16:29:11
British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:
josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "
german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "
five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"
American terms include:
beating off
whacking off
jerking off
wank
by Straight Big Cock on Mar 09, 2008 10:19:04
Example:
Once We've finished
wanking we will
go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a
wanker
wank
by jordannnnnnn on Mar 05, 2008 01:27:02
Example:
John:fuck i need
a wank...the bitch didnt
giv any last night
Ben:oh man that sucks
John:
that film last night was shit
Ben: yeah it was fuckin' wank