wank

1. to masturbate2. a term to describe something of substandard quality3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt



wank
predominantely British term for masturbation

Example:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc


wank
the voice inside someones head that tells them to do and say unexplainable things.

he is similar to an infection, anyone can get sick with him, but once he is there he never leaves.
Example:
Simon - “why did you do that”

Tom - “it wasnt me it was wank”


wank
.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank
Example:


wank
1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.
Example:
1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes.

2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.


wank
To wank- masturbate

Or...that was wank (describing something shit)
Example:
John:fuck i need a wank...the bitch didnt giv any last night
Ben:oh man that sucks

John:that film last night was shit
Ben: yeah it was fuckin' wank


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