blacked-out

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blacked out
To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.
Example:
-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.


Black Out
A state of mental and physical impairment you enter after reaching a blood alcohol level of .20, which causes you to act in an uncontrollable manner. Unfortunately, the black out enables you to recall any of the events that occurred while acting so recklessly, and almost always guarantees awaking to wounds you do not remember getting or next to a person you do not remember sleeping with.
Example:
"I'm sorry. What is your name agian? I blacked out"


blacked out
getting so drunk/fucked up that you no longer are aware of what you are doing or whats going on. . . but find out the next morning because what you did was so obnoxiously funny it bares repeating
Example:
Man Brian, when you blacked out last night you were all over Tom's girlfriend. . . he was pissed!


Black Out
Every college student's security. The state of perfect drunkenness in which all pole dancing, stripping, shot taking, and making out cannot be remembered. The state that helps you forget the night before.
Example:
Roommate #1:(to roommate #3) Do you remember when you danced on the table.
Roommate #2: OMG and when you made out with that freshman from PGP!!!!
Roommate #3: Wait, when did that happen, was I drunk??
Roommate #1: You are such a black out drunk!


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