cumberland
A small town in Rhode Island in the north eastern part of the state. Filled with poser
white ghetto people who get tatoos such as:the struggle,
keep on keeping on, or thug life, even though they live in a white suburbia. However, well known for its outrageous parties and keggers. A great deal of the population is stupid and will never step foot on a college campus unless it is to party or to report to there boss's office. One of those towns where if you have
half a brain you realize you need to get out of there ASAP.
Cumberland
by Think about it, fools! on Apr 24, 2013 08:08:21
A small town located in the northeastern part of Rhode Island. This town is known to be highly populated with
white ghetto wannabes and so called "thugs" who act like they are involved in gang crimes, when there really isn't any going on. These kids often refer to themselves as hard, and outsiders as soft. Their main activities include smoking, drinking, boxing, and dropping out of school. To conclude these facts, this area has to be the most
trashiest place in RI (even worse than the "bucket of
Pawtucket"), and about 76% estimate of the people there are all talk.
Example:
Steven: Yo, dat kid is soft,
FB message him saying dat we'll kick his ass!
Zack: Ya my nigga, and if we fight, we'll bring all of our boys for
backup!
Jarod: You going to Cumberland today?
Seth: No, the environment there is terrible. Besides, the kids there are even more garbage.
Cumberland
by Jackie Chan Wan on Oct 13, 2008 12:15:08
Example:
Dan: Yo man dont mess im
a blood yo!
Alex:
Yeah ok, you live in one of the richest towns in the state and your as pale as
white bread.
Ted:Is there anything to do here?
Jeff: Nope, theres absolutely nothing to do in Cumberland.
Cumberland
by 321blankpagesarealoadedgun on Oct 28, 2009 01:28:48
Cumberland is in northeastern Rhode Island, and is just a boring town. The
Cumberland High School kids are from both north Cumberland and south. The teenagers love smoking pot but think cigs are nasty. They also love to drink alcohol and usually don't get caught. Once you live in
cumberland you will probaly never leave. There's nothing good to do there except walk to Cumberland House Of Pizza or aka CHOPs after school or a
Clipper football game. Once a Cumberland kid always a Cumberland kid.
Example:
Person 1: "What are we doing tonight?"
Person 2: "I don't know it's Cumberland there's nothing to do here!"
Person 1: We can go to that party after the
football game, I heard there's a
keg and lots of pot!"
Person 2: "Good idea, we will walk to
CHOPs after, and meet up with all the football players.
Cumberland
by xxalexawesomexx on Jan 30, 2011 16:27:43
-City as a whole: Boring, slow, retiree town that's almost completely unheard of. A trap town. About 30% of kids are intelligent enough to realize they need to leave but only about 20% ever do leave.
North Cumberland: Farmland and Quad Riding. A lot of kids hang out at the cliff.
Cumberland Hill: Rich Kids and big houses, with the occasional thug.
Valley Falls(North of Dexter): Average Joe working class with a couple of ghettos thrown in.
Valley Falls (South of Dexter): Nightlife, high population density, lower than average income housing mixed with middle class housing, and a slightly elevated crime rate.
Cumberland High School: Blows.
Example:
Conversation between me and a random kid from Massachusetts:
Kid:"
Where you from?"
Me:"Cumberland."
Kid:"You live in
a gas station?"
Me:*
Facepalm*
Cumberland
by Memph1s on Nov 20, 2011 00:55:33
An extremely boring suburb of
Portland, Maine. There's
next to nothing to do, except for spend your money at the only store
on Main Street and go to school, and there's one gas station which no one visits due to prices being $0.20 higher than other stations. Also, teen drug use is fairly common.
Example:
Kid 1:
It's Friday night and there's nothing to do.
Kid 2: Let's go get drunk at the football game!
Kid 1:
Aw hell yeah! Hopefully the Cumberland
PD won't do much...
Kid 2: They barely do anything anyway, man.