bolognese

(noun) The result of having a slightly clumpy bowel movement with sufficient force as to tear the anus, resulting in a chunky liquid that looks like a meat sauce.



Bolognese
When you haven't ejaculated in weeks so bits of it harden in your testicles and when you finally blow, its like cottage cheese 🧀
Example:
Hans: "Did yOu ZeE zat Boii."
Adolf: "Ja, ze had quite zee balls."
Hans: "Ze will have quite the Bowl o' Bolognese."


Bolognese
An Italian meat sauce, the main ingredients being minced ox meat, tomato sauce and garlic. Served most often on top of spaghetti.

Like the bologna sausage, it was named after the city of Bologne.
Example:
Jarlo cooks a mean Bolognese sauce, it's a shame he drowns it in ketchup.


Bolognese
A term used to show amusement, or used when something is funny.

Originated from the saying "Halario bolognese" which translates as Halariously funny. It has now been abbreviated to just the latter word "Bolognese"

Pronounced BOLO-NAYZ
Example:
"Mate that was so bolognese when you had sex with that munter"

"Not as bolognese as your ugly face"


Bolognese
A language strictly for people that are awesome and cool. The original founders of this language have the initals of C.P.M and A.M.A, they are also the founders of awesome and they brought sexy back. Bolognese has been a language for all ages and is an easy language to learn. It is also a belief or religion and it is Bolognism, thats how sheer awesome it is. Also look in your local bookstore for Hooked On Phonics: Bolognese Edition, Learning Spanish In Bolognese!, So Easy A Bolongesiate Could Do It, Idiot's Guide To Bolognese

C.P.M + A.M.A= Sexiest People Uh-livve!
Example:
Examples Of Some Bolognese Words:

Xarely: revenge of the pirate llama II
Sorssesmmm!: omg that is the funniest crap ever!
ujikalam: i know right?
retyjume: i don't even understand how cool we are!
jujbeses!: ?!?!?
yutruqui: my mommy and daddy are being mean because i have to do my vocab cause i've been putting it off since 5:00
irooomiu: btw, this will be saved on my computer :
Tummosatoloby!: totally
ertyhumui: bye bye and night night
udlinksy!: ditto!


BOLOGNESE THOT
The legend behind this phrase is that if you have a thot and you don't put them in water then they are just a thot. But, if you take a thot and you drown them in boiling water then they go limp and floppy like spaghetti; resulting in a BOLOGNESE THOT (you can't say it without exclaiming it).
Example:
"That party was mega!"
"I know, a girl was even passed out on the floor like a BOLOGNESE THOT".


Stoney Bolognese
The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.
Example:
Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.


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