snowpocalypse

Intense, "the sky is falling" reaction to predictions of a winter storm, frequently used in areas not accustomed to snow.



Snowpocalypse
A weather condition in which the amount of fallen snow, while not really such a big deal, wreaks havoc on a city, effectively shutting it down and leaving its citizens stunned and unable to see any sign of hope or a return to normalcy. It's perceived much like the aftermath of a nuclear event, but really... it's just freakin' snow!!

In cases of a Snowpocalypse it is really the panicked reaction of said citizens and NOT the actual snow that makes the situation worthy of the title. People simply aren't used to it, lose their heads and blame the city for the weather.



Example:
Seattle: December 2008/January 2009

6 days of sheer horror, the likes of which gripped us all in fear and ineptitude. God have mercy on our children as they look back on those dark, dark days of the Great Snowpocalypse.

** Speculation is still pending on whether this was the act of terrorists. No group has yet come forward and claimed responsibility.


Snowpocalypse
Similar to Snowmaggedon. It is the end of the world in the form of snow. Involves massive amounts of snow fall in a period of short time. Usually takes place in areas not accustomed to heavy or frequent snowfall.
Example:
I'd love to get out of the house, but this Snowpocalypse has me snowed inside my house!

The Snowpocalypse is coming! It's the end of the world as we snow it!


Snowpocalypse 2010
The brain damaging hype of a three foot blizzard affecting the southern maryland region that has reporters excited over mind numbingly routine tasks.
Example:
Snowpocalypse 2010 Coverage:

"This is so and so reporting from a huge mound in Chevy Chase!"; "People are walking!"; "People are outside drinking coffee!"; "She has on red boots and a backpack!"; "Driving is dangerous!"


snowpocalypse 2011
The laying out of the entire southeast for a week following a 3"-4" covering of snow and ice leading to mind numbing all nighters and sledding on unusual and somewhat inappropriate devices which led to overly full emergency rooms and trauma centers in the region.
Example:
Yo! Montesha Nakeisha! DeAndre is at Atlanta Medical Center with a head injury after some rednecks in a kayak ran into him on his Auntie's wheelbarrow in piedmont park during snowpocalypse 2011!


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