Boner-Shrinker Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.

Boner-Shrinker

by livingalie246 on Oct 12, 2008 13:47:55

A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.

Example:
"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."

Boner Shrinker

by skidale on Sep 20, 2008 23:00:23

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.

Example:
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."

Boner shrinker

by ChiGal on Sep 22, 2008 00:30:12

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:

Example:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"

Boner Shrinker

by Kr1574 on Oct 17, 2008 11:51:28

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.

Example:
On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.

boner shrinker

by Cori Stahl on Sep 17, 2008 10:28:12

A woman who is completely undesirable.

Example:
She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

boner shrinker

by oslodude on Sep 23, 2008 23:33:11

(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.

Example:
Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.

Boner shrinker

by itsallhood88 on Mar 11, 2009 10:44:07

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Example:
Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

boner shrinker

by moabjen on Jul 20, 2015 04:02:18

When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.

Example:
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.

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