The Pap Smear

When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.



pap smear
when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.
Example:
"god damnit franny, i have to go to the gynecologist today for a pap smear!"
"really?! that sucks!"


Pap Smear
The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.
Example:
So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear


Pap Smear
/ˈpæp ˌsmɪər/
noun
1. Paparazzi, freelance photographers that take candid pictures of famous people–particularly obnoxious ones–that insult and stalk celebrities, block traffic and sidewalks to take video, and try to get the most unflattering shots possible to "smear" the celebrity's image.

"The pap smears never leave Britney alone!"

2. A gynecological test for cancer of the cervix, consisting of the staining of cervical cells taken in a cervical or vaginal smear.

"I need to get my annual pap smear done."
Example:
paparazzi pap smear pap test photographer paparazza paparazzo camera man camera guy freelance photographer


PAP Smear
An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.
Example:
Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!


Pap smear
N. A person who listens to bands with guys that sing like girls. A person who dresses within the trends of hardcore, emo, pop-punk or indie-rock.

This word is not a synonym for "emo." Rather, it is a word to describe everyone who would be considered, "emo," "hardcore," "scene," etc.
Example:
What a frign pap smear.


Pap-smeared
A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.
Example:
1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"


Pap Smear
When a girl gives a dude head, uses her teeth, and makes him sore for the next few days.
Example:
Hey Billy, be careful with her! Cause that chick totally gave me a Pap Smear last night!


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