Willy Wonka
Willy
Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with.
Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like
disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN
WONKA ‼️
Willy Wonka
by John Kellis Fernando on Jan 05, 2007 04:16:49
(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka &
The Chocolate Factory and
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was
hailed by fans and critics alike.
Willy Wonka
by GiggityGoo69 on Jan 17, 2011 12:41:46
Willy Wonka is a
low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his
Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex
leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes
delicious candy out of them.
Example:
Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold
Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?
Kid 2: No, I did last year though.
Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?
Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and
my butt hurt a lot.
Kid 1: I know I can't wait....
wait what?