candle it

to light a cigarette on a candle when there is'nt a lighter available.



candle
A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Example:
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.


Candle
1: Someone is hot/hard headed; doesn’t change their mind
2: Something fire or fye; is sexc or fine. Even thicc
Example:
1: “What a candle bruh!”
2: “Ohhh she a whole candleeeee🤤🤤😍”


The Candle
1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
Example:
Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.


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