canopy

The act of positioning your pubic hair so that it sticks out the top of your pants or shorts like the top of a tree ie canopy



canopy
a slut who sucks money out of guys dicks. a miracle worker who produces dollar bills from a mans penis, although she is not a prostitute, she is a self professed "student". one who sucks money from dicks and causes men to suffer.
Example:
example: my hubby got a canopy maneuver. she made money fly out of his penis, and i cant seem to make that work. i think canopy broke it, or made it broke, see definition of bankrupt cock.


Canopy Flashfuck
The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.
Example:
Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex"


dick canopy
1. A slang term referring to an enlarged foreskin that can be used to protect things from the sun.

2. An alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the dick), or any covering for the penis.

3. A derogatory term for someone who sucks so much dick that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the penis has a tan line.
Example:
1. Jill: "Did you see the dick canopy on that guy?"
Jane: "Yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer."

2. "Eww, that guys dick canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl."

3. TOB: "Man that chicks a fucking dick canopy."
Mat: "Yeah, shes a real jizz lizard."


carseat canopy
When a girl is giving you head in the car while driving and right before you climax you pull her shirt over her head to force her to swallow your load.
Example:
Becky didn’t appreciate the carseat canopy that I gave her in the back of her family’s van.


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